So it started off with me waking up knowing what I want for breakfast *quick and easy cereal* doesn't waste time and I can stay in bed a little longer. No, of course not.. I go downstairs and pour myself a bowl of cereal, only to hear the annoying ugly voice of my sister;
"There's no more soya milk"
Thanks Bitch! She literally watched me pour the cereal in my bowl!!! Seriously?!
Basically in a nut shell I can't drink regular milk which we have shit loads of cause it makes me sick, so I need to drink soya milk. Now let me inform you guys of something about my sister.
She is an anorexic bulimic who only wants to be skinny to get the attention from the male species. Did i mention she has a boyfriend of 3 years now? Yep. apparently not good enough for her. Anyways, back on topic. So she finally strolled home at 8 pm in the yesterday after being away for 6 days straight at her boyfriends house. Drank and ate everything in the house and then puked YES PUKED it all up. Cause she is selfish right? I came home to the bathroom door locked and the sound of the sink and shower water running at the same time....She thinks this drowns out her gagging noises... Nice try.
So I wake up to find out she drank all the soya milk last night... * I had cereal yesterday morning there was a full container of soya milk still * That pissed me the hell off! I snapped! I had to pour the cereal back into the box and make toast since there's nothing else in the stupid house to eat for breakfast. That and I did not want to eat bread 2x today. W.e, made toast, decided to make my sandwich for work, last night there was salami and cheese....But where did it go? OH that's right.. It's in vomit form now in lake Ontario. Great place for it. FUCK! So now what do I make? I can't buy lunch... my work place is in the middle of butt-fuck-nowhere! Peanut butter it is! Sure hope no one is allergic and I don't end up killing anyone at work.
Oh yah! It's snowing! I don't have winter tires on! Daddy can you take me to work so I don't DIE?
"Just drive really slow, you'll be fine"
"GET UP YOU LAZY SHMUCK!"
This is where I text Matt and rant about my pathetic morning. God I need him. He is my source of sanity.
So he ended up driving me to work thank God. was there 45 min EARLY which blew.. Treated 5 people today with no break, only 10 minutes in-between each client to flip tables and fill forms.
Matt decides to wake up around 12 and send me the most insensitive message of life.
"Get in your car and go buy stuff, don't sit there and pout you have nothing...Go out and eat"
Okay, no.. Not in the mood for that kinda answer dear...
So we had it out through text all day. I barely talked to him anyway seeing as I was so busy. He ended up saying sorry and that he didn't mean to be insensitive. He even offered to have his mom come and bring me something. I said no of course cause by that time I was done.
Took small bites out of my death sandwich trying to salvage it from 12-5 pm.
Last client was allergic to peanut butter. Go figure. LOL
Home now. ranting on blogger cause I have nutting better to do on a Saturday evening. Supposed to pick Matt up after work at 10:30, spend the night and sleep in tomorrow morning cause we haven't in 2 weeks since my birthday weekend. This is what we agreed on yesterday.
I got a headache and want to go nap. Hope I wake up.
PS. Mother Nature, if you'd be so kind as to not surprise me with snow when I awake. Much appreciated
Ciao!

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